- A: lets become rabbis
- R: is that a stable profession?
- A: people need spiritual guidance
- R: would we even make good rabbis?
- A: professional jewish mothers?
- R: please let that be a job
- i think we could make a killing
- mother: you really want to eat that?
- child: i had a small lunch today, mom
- mother: [puts palms up by face, lifts eyebrows], OK, I didn't say you couldn't eat it. I just asked if you wanted to.
- child: [enrolls in therapy]
- A: We could manage jewish mothers
- R: "Guilt Buy Association, LLP"
Rachel Profiling
Hello, I'm Rachel.
Writer/editor. New Mexican tumbleweed blown east to skyscraper country.
Right now, I am working on a book about F. Scott Fitzgerald, Sheilah Graham, and Hollywood in the 1930s. It will also contain a lot of drinking, powder blue suits, dances at the Cocoanut Grove, betrayal, gossip columns, crazy ladies, secret Jews, film lot moguls, and Dorothy Parker quips at funerals. If the world is still around then, it should be out from Random House around 2014. So let's hope the Mayans were wrong.
If you want to say hi please do. Or find me in short form, here.
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