Rachel Profiling

Hello, I'm Rachel.

Writer/editor. New Mexican tumbleweed blown east to skyscraper country.

Right now, I am working on a book about F. Scott Fitzgerald, Sheilah Graham, and Hollywood in the 1930s. It will also contain a lot of drinking, powder blue suits, dances at the Cocoanut Grove, betrayal, gossip columns, crazy ladies, secret Jews, film lot moguls, and Dorothy Parker quips at funerals. If the world is still around then, it should be out from Random House around 2014. So let's hope the Mayans were wrong.

If you want to say hi please do. Or find me in short form, here.

  • TC: Poor innocent me. And all this time I thought you were a bona fide blonde.
  • MM: I am. But nobody's that natural. And incidentally, fuck you.
  • TC: Now do you think we can get the hell out of here? You promised me champagne, remember?
  • MM: I remember. But I don't have any money.
  • TC: You're always late and you never have any money. By any chance are you under the delusion that you are Queen Elizabeth?
  • MM: What's that cunt got to do with it?
  • TC: Queen Elizabeth never carries money either. She's not allowed to. Filthy lucre must not stain the royal palm. It's a law or something.
  • MM: I wish they'd pass a law like that for me.
  • TC: Keep going the way you are and maybe they will.
  • MM: Remember, I said if anybody ever asked you what I was like, what Marilyn Monroe was really like-well, how would you answer them? I bet you'd tell them I was a slob. A banana split.
  • TC: Of course. But I'd also say you are a beautiful child.

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