Two friends and I just signed up to do a three-day juice cleanse starting next Monday. This is the kind with the spinach and beets and cashew nut milk (which sounds pretty decent, not going to front). I am excited, on the one hand, to hopefully kick my cravings for all things terrible for me (mainly processed crunchy treats that come in 100-calorie pouches) and jumpstart my body into wanting only whole, natural, hunter-gatherer sort of food. But, as A. so aptly put it when I told him of our plan ” i predict lots of shit. emotional and scatalogical.”
I’m bracing myself already.