Plus: I am on my way to California!
Minus: I will only be there for 36 hours, with 12 of those hours being flights.
Plus: I am totes drinking a Bloody Mary at le airport.
Minus: I look sort of like a sad clown while doing it.
Plus: Oprah speaking for an hour in T-minus 1 day. Or should I say, T-plus.
Minus: See plus above. Plus all the TVs around here are either sports or Tim Russert sadness. That really should have said also, instead of plus. Minus? I’m confused.