not that this is remotely interesting but i am STILL in transit.
total delays at this point = 7.5 hrs
time spent on the runway = 1.25 hrs
questionable airport banana smoothies consumed= 1
getting to experience the disorganized underbelly of american air travel = priceless
Also, overheard on flight 1396: “Wait, are we in Illinois? I thought Chicago was its own state.” God help us all.