verdict on romeo et juliette (philistine edition)

adam: well that was long, but pretty damn magical
rach: anna netrebko has pretty much the best soprano i've ever heard. that scene on the bed where she was writhing around in the sheets and hitting high Cs was kind of ridiculous.
adam: indeed. but there is something we need to discuss. romeo's ass.
rach: i know. that thing was...
adam: luscious. you can say it. it was out there.
rach: i never say bubble in reference to an ass, but that's what it was. i think the powder blue velour pants made it extra offensive.
adam: velour is never not offensive.
rach: bravo.