Tina Turner, addressing the Atlanta...
"Two man enter one man leave" ......"Where's Wendys."
"Wendys?"
"Wendys, with the drive thru, off Collstein Road, in like what, Fairfax?...."
"Oh, THAT Wendys."
"Yeah, the one in Fairfax."
"Yeah, where is it?"
"You just said where it is, YOU FOOL!!!...MASTER-BLASTER!!!!!!"
"....yyyyeeeessss"
"it's time for,.....THUNDERDOME"
"Two Man Enter. One Man Leave.....(crowd chants) "two man enter,one man leave, two man enter, one man leave...."
Mar 23rd
What my mom talks about when she talks...
Me: Have you been following the governor scandal? He spent something like $5000 a session.
Mom: I bet you could live in a nicer place if that was your line of work!
Mom: But really...stay away from governors and easy money.
Me: Will do.
Mom: Also Rach, did you hear about the hooker that made these beautiful lace doilies..I think that it is called tatting, where you knot with thread? Well, she wanted to get a breast augmentation to help her career but she didn't have the money to pay for it. Actually, all she had was the beautiful doilies..so she went to the plastic surgeon to see if he would give her a tit for a tat.
Me: MOM.
Me: worst joke i've ever heard
Me: and yet, somehow also the best
Mom: I made it up! Did it make you smile?
Mar 13th